1. "Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"
2. "No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time."
3. "Ohh, you are so cute when your face gets all red and scrunched up like that."
4. "You're just upset...
1. "I've watched this movie with my ex."
2. "My ex and I use to come here all of the time."
3. On the phone (if you are a man): "I will be home by 10 mom"
4. "Can I have a doggy...